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Nettet14. aug. 2024 · Humorous quotes about leadership, inspiration, and the foibles of community life are good targets for a church bulletin. For example, Dwight Eisenhower said, “Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all.” Lewis Grizzard said, “Life is like a dogsled team. Nettet27. nov. 2005 · Spiritual one-liners. * Give God what's right - not what's left. * "Pray" is a four-letter word you can say anywhere - except in public schools. * Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope. * A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. . * He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. * To be almost … Nettet25. jul. 2024 · Stories for Church Bulletins. Church bulletins often serve several purposes. They are primarily used for information, such as announcements about … shell shockers crazy game